greelin:

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors


bulkhummus:

a roasted brussel sprout can change your life if you let it. open your heart. take my hand. its good, try it. i love a brusseled sprout I love you


poetrylesbian:

they should make a pill that makes people in their 20s feel good about where their lives are going


thunderpibb:

i love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with


dostoyevsky-official:

if you leave out soft bread, it gets hard, but if you leave out hard bread (crackers, etc), it gets soft. and you’re telling me we can understand anything in this world


rslashrats:

rslashrats:

christian rock bands are a backbone genre in the amv scene

christian rock band making a song: i dedicate this one to you jesus

unwell 12 year old girl who is a couple years away from having a gender crisis: this is so naruto and sasuke


evilmageclub:

divorced-tournament:

Round 2, Side A2: Softboots (Puss in Boots) vs SamSam (FATT)

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FIGHT

Softboots

SamSam

See Results

PROPAGANDA TIME everyone look at my favourite divorcees i drew them instead of trying to do well in my exams so u have to look

a digital drawing of samot standing at an anvil, tearfully taking up samothes' hammer to reforge his wedding ring into the blade of first light. his hair is in a short wavy bob, lit gold by the fire of the forge, and he wears his signature white cloak.ALT

‘You see his hand gripping Samothes’ hammer. Then you hear his ring- his wedding ring, hit the metal of the anvil as he runs his hand over it. And then you see him lift the hammer in his hand. And he goes to work.’

a digital drawing of samothes reclining in an open windowsill in aubade, holding a closed book in one hand and looking pensively out towards the beach, where chapter the star is building white arches of starstuff as the sun sets. samothes wears his wedding ring and the scar from the blade in the dark can be seen in the middle of his chest.ALT

“You’re unfinished, but I can
 I can see his touch in your design. You’re beautiful like he was.”

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samot forged his wedding ring into a sword designed to avert the world-ending catastrophe he knew he would cause. samothes spent one thousand years in sword heaven (different sword, dont worry about it) reminiscing to anyone who would listen about his beloved ex-husband who manipulated their son into killing him. they are haunted by each other mythically. to compare any other divorce to samot and samothes’ is to hold a candle to the sun. if i have to commit 500 instances of voter fraud just to get this win for my blorbos my beloved despicable gay gods i will do it


counterpunches:

tockthewatchdog:

mattheuphonium:

kim-jong-chill:

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY


burins:

burins:

burins:

horrid little cat saved me from my devil’s nap by putting her paw directly into my mouth

pov your sleep paralysis demon is very cute

A little tabby cat sits on the end of a bed glaring.ALT
tag: ive never seen such a menacing expression on a cat beforeALT
tags: angriest kitty, catsALT

oh this is not even CLOSE to the angriest chickpea looks. at any given moment she has the face of someone about to knife you for bread in the sewer. this is just how her face is! a selection of miss piss for your perusal:

an angry cat sitting on a bedALT
an angry cat sitting on a kitchen tableALT
an angry cat in portrait modeALT
an angry cat sitting in a shaft of lightALT
an angry cat sitting on the edge of the kitchen tableALT
an angry cat lying on her backALT
an angry cat bundled in blanketsALT
An angry cat sitting atop blanketsALT
an angry cat with one leg extendedALT
an angry cat lying on her back again, arms akimboALT

burins:

catchaspark:

catchaspark:

do you think it would be rude to email the national gallery of scotland like ‘are you really sure that christ in the house of martha and mary is by vermeer’

as i understand it the sequence of events went like this:

  • in the late 19th century and early 20th century bunch of people discovered new vermeers and, simultaneously, 'discovered’ aka forged plausible vermeers. one of the vermeers discovered and 'authenticated’ in this time (which was not a process that habitually involved a lot of chemical testing because no one was that suspicious) was 'christ in the house of martha and mary’
  • “Indeed, the style and subject matter of this painting are also difficult for Vermeer scholars to explain satisfactorily. Were it not for the distinctive signature on Mary’s stool (fig. 1) one would wonder to whom it would be attributed.” essentialvermeer.com you couldn’t be more right
  • christ in the house of martha and mary sucks
  • it’s bad
  • i keep finding people writing glowing articles about it and this is really confusing to me. mary looks good but it’s otherwise not a good painting. look at jesus’ head. even the subtle halo looks kind of “precious moments”. is it just that the photos of it are shit??? who knows. i am obviously not an art critic
Christ in the House of Martha and Mary, attributed to VermeerALT
  • famous forger van meegeren then made several biblical vermeers in imitation of that. (years later, everyone’s like 'ah he was copying famously real vermeer christ in the house of martha and mary’)
  • van meegeren is revealed as a forger. massive reassessment of all existing vermeers. vermeer canon pared down to 34 canonical paintings. i assume in this time someone checks on christ in the house of martha and mary
  • however, because i cannot find any evidence of this, i have decided to become a christ in the house of martha and mary truther
  • you heard it here first. until i find a link to a careful historical material analysis (presumably freely available on google scholar by someone using better keywords than me) it’s not by vermeer
  • don’t believe the national gallery of scotland’s lies

this has sent me down SUCH a rabbit hole. i agree!!! the vibes are off. the anatomy with jesus in particular feels exaggerated in a way that vermeer simply doesn’t do. the smear of jesus’ left hand, the almost mannerist length of his neck, the flatness of the background
 looks wrong!! obviously i have not seen the painting in person but it feels off.

putting the rest (including materials analysis details) below a read more bc it’s long–

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thestarlesselsewhere:

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I think this must be one of my favourite book covers in my collection. I mean just look at it, it’s positively unhinged!


on second thought, I might make it my next Halloween costume



feluka:

sweet mother i cannot weave. slender aphrodite has overcome me with carpal tunnel


insomniac-arrest:

insomniac-arrest:

ACTUALLY acting silly is one of the greatest joys of life. if you see me in the street meowing back at cats I see and kicking snow piles down know that I am living my best life.

Born ridiculous, Forced to have opinions on the economy 😔